Sometimes there is a feeling that modern boys are aliens who settled on our planet for the sake of the Russian rep and AvtoVAZ.

While the boys are drinking beer with seeds in the gateway, youth is leaving. Too bad a lot of people don't understand this.

I don't understand why guys treat gay people so badly? I, for one, am very grateful to them. I have more left.

Somehow the boys come out of the university, sit down on a bench, take out cigarettes and beer. Then the professor comes up and yells: “Well, everyone got up from the bench!”. Everyone jumps except one. Professor in a * ye. He asks why he didn’t get up, and the guy answers: “But I’m not Slavka, I’m Vovka.”

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- Stop lying already! - Yes, no, boys, you have not yet seen me in a fight ... they beat me.

No one dares to doubt that boys without girls would be lost forever.

Guys, how much? Who is the man here - you or her? Show character, take and kiss. She won't beat you.

Every girl at least once brought her boy to the highest point of excitement, and then refused. They have a secret and I found out! They say: Our motto is we will not win, we will excite and we will not give!

It is not Vova or Petya who drives the car, those guys who are in authority are driving.

Loyal like a dog, affectionate like a puppy..

It happens in life so dreary that even tea does not climb into the throat. And only beer, which you drink with vodka, helps.

His world was made of expensive cars, big money, beautiful girls, nightclubs, and with her he began to love life, appreciates time, because he began to live it, for her, took colorful spray cans, wrote “I love you” under her windows , became childishly happy. That's what love does.

Simple Russian guy. I master karate before and after. Sometimes, even during

Why is it that when you love one guy, a second one always appears in your life? And now sit and suffer who you need more

Guys, when we shout “it hurts so much”, be able to hear the pause that we girls do not make: “it hurts, we need it!”

She says, they say, make me a baby, and they won’t take you into the army! It was then that I remembered that military service is my sacred duty ...

Hurray, they left him for another month, they didn’t take him into the army, I’m happy.

Everyone can upset a real kid, but not everyone has time to apologize!

The boy said, the boy did! The kid did not, the kid said again!

The boys play with love. Like ships in the sea Today they love to caress, And tomorrow they will say "Back off"!

Remember: the prettier the guy, the less you can trust him. This is the law!

We easily answer “no” to guys' offers. Have you ever wondered how much courage it takes to just walk up and invite you?

Well, why? Why can't I love him back? And he loves me so much..

What does a modern girl do after breaking up with a guy? She convulsively thinks about what status to write in contact so that he would be offended

Guys say that a woman can't change them, but that's what they think... All the guys who meet with their girlfriends have started drinking and walking less, and whistle that they are in charge. Naive…

Only then will a guy understand how dear a girl is to him when he sees her with another

Everything will be fine, and we will find the guilty ...

Where have the brave boys and men gone? Another day turned out to be a waste of makeup!

And now he is in the army ... And this evening only his jacket warms me ...

The guy said: "Wait, I'll get married" ... I'm 14, he's 16, the reality of evil, I'm very afraid that we'll part before the army, I love ... It's scary.

Yes ... Love is a strange thing ... You can call any guy, but the one you think about 23 hours a day dial weakly

I’m really fucked up right now ... the guy who is worse than a nuclear war has the status of “GIRL WITH UNATTRACTIVE APPEARANCE, PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB” ... and even Baba Yaga won’t write to him

Is your boyfriend annoying? Get rid of that junk today! Change, sell, donate or give away for nothing!

If a quarrel broke out with a guy, don't run, don't ask!

End of the world? It can’t be, I haven’t found a boyfriend yet, haven’t married him to myself and haven’t given birth to children. So don't get your hopes up!!!

My boyfriend - perfect man! There are no ideal ones ... accordingly, I don’t have a boyfriend!))

I'm one of those girls who can't be trained. Created to be free until I meet a guy as wild as myself ... And we will be free together

likes coffee, night, stars, guys, horror movies, blood, drink sometimes...like everyone else...needed?

Hostel: - Girls, take off your underpants, the boys will come to visit! Yes, not from yourself, fools, take off the ropes ..

Announcement. I'll give the guy good hands. 20 years old, does not drink, does not smoke, does not swear, calls every day, needs to walk once a month. Contact me for details =)

I started dating a guy. He takes care of me, calls before bed, writes sweet texts, carries me in his arms.. But after all the cretins that I had, it's hard to believe him

Little Boy goes and sings: -Alien lips caress you ... An older guy approaches: -Did the girl leave? -No, Chupa-Chups lost!”

It's nice when a guy, after a breakup, knows how to take a hit - and instead of low words addressed to ex girlfriend, with a pure smile can say: “I am very pleased that she was once my girlfriend”

Guys. If you are walking with a girl, holding hands, and your friend is walking ahead and holding out his hand to you to say hello, do not let go of your beloved’s hand, but intercept it in another. A trifle, but for girls it is important .. Believe me

Russian guys do not want to serve in the army so much that they are even now born girls.

We are not a cylinder head, so that there is a spark between us.

You are selfish, self-confident jerk, fool, heartless, and you are the GUY OF MY DREAMS

I just now caught myself thinking that earlier when I looked at the guys in sportswear- I thought that they were athletes, and now, even looking at the athletes, the thought arises that they are gopniks

Before the call, I slept well - the army guards us. He called, slept little - he guarded. Served - do not sleep at all. I know who's protecting us...

If a man has money, then what difference does it make whether he is handsome or smart ... And if there is no money, then really what difference does it make.

I grew up, I became different, the criteria for evaluating guys have increased, and the chosen ones get into my society. Out of 100 guys, I choose one for love and a maximum of two for friendship!

When extreme situation every girl on twelve-centimeter stilettos can overtake any guy in sneakers

But the boys are waiting for me. - The boys are not diarrhea, they will wait. 😀

And he says to me: “And I’m leaving for the army in October.”

The boy said, the boy forgot!

If a quarrel broke out with a guy, don't run, don't ask! If he loves, he will return! If you don't like it, then don't wait!

I want such a guy to “wow!”, And around there are only “oh shit ...”

And he ... he's kind of special. Another. He has something that no other guy has. As if there is some kind of zest in it. Especially for me

I spend half a day with him in ICQ ... I stopped sleeping at night while he was in ICQ! And he asks, to whom is your heart worth? - Yes, so, for a change in life, I set ...

We met on VKontakte, he’s from Moscow, I’m from the Dnieper, fell in love, quarreled, deleted from friends, sobbed for a month, then scored, and when everything is fine with me, the guy who loves and I him, then he appears and writes again, but as just a friend, but I'm blown away... I love him...

I wish all my female enemies that they have a beloved and loving boyfriend! Why? Yes, so that they stop hanging on MY boyfriend !!!

Toyota crashes into a steep Merc. The bully comes out, pulls the man out of the car and starts beating him. The man yells: -It's Toyota! Guys, it's Toyota! The bully calmed down and asked: -So what, what is it Toyota? -And the fact that the driver is on the right!

How nice it is when a guy walks with a girl and looks at ME!!….*

I need an adult guy, not a little boy who pretends not to understand who!

Boys are like wine, the older the better!

For some reason, Russian guys don’t understand the beauty of their girls, but all sorts of Mohammeds and Ashots are ready to throw flowers

- Katya, well, with a condom, it's not treason, is it? – Aha! And with a silencer, it's not murder...

Damn... I love a boy who has been liked by my girlfriend for a year already... I want to be with him.. And not to lose her... I don't know what to do.

You're right... I love flirting, I love to smile, listen to compliments, leave slight traces of hope in the hearts of men, but know that I have not cheated on any of my boyfriends

The guy tells me: “Do you want me to lead you?”, I say: “I want!”. So he takes the car key, presses it on the navel and says: “Rrrrr

I’m walking down the street, a handsome boy is standing, saying with all his heart: “Hello girl!” And I didn’t realize: “Hello patient! I'm a fool!)

And yet, associations play a significant role in our lives. Now that I know him, I cannot calmly react to the evening newscast, and especially to its host, his namesake.

Spamming on the topic “Want to know where your boyfriend is now. Yes, I do. And I also want to know what his name is and what he looks like

Guys.. They give a hand, buy chocolate. They can take us in their arms if there is a puddle, some of them think that we are small and we need to be hugged - and they are right!

Do you guys need a phone? - no - well, damn it, I’ll pick it up right now, I’ll come up 😀

And he ... he's kind of special. Another. He has something that no other guy has. It's like there's something special about it. Especially for me... =)

Girls! Get yourself a boyfriend for the winter. Even if you don’t need it, even if you don’t like it, then there will be someone to hold on to so as not to fall when you slip

Why did you love? Why were you waiting? After all, I still knew you didn’t love me!

Guys. Guys don't know how to love. Don't put her name on the table. In the margins of notebooks. Don't stick out on her page. In her albums. Don't represent her when they listen to music. Guys smoke and play CS. (guys don't like)

- Guys, you know - Pasha is blue! - F-u-u-u, and we kissed him ...

If a guy does not understand what a girl means, then he only has enough brains to ask: “Do you have critical days?”

He .. He is different: on the phone - he is alone ... By SMS - another, in the agent - the third, and when they meet ... When they meet, he is completely different ...

And I have a long-awaited prince! Only he is not mine ... And he is in the army.

Your girlfriends got boyfriends and they forgot about you? Set the status to “Damn! I think I fell in love with my best friend's boyfriend…”

I know you are good. Very sweet and nice.. Only a little cocky and a little stubborn. You have a piece of ice in your heart, like from a fairy tale from Kai .. But I'm not Gerda, I'm a little different.

- Guys, you know my sister is kind of strange, she talks in her sleep. So what, many people talk in their sleep. But she has been mute since childhood.

The guy says goodbye to the blonde. - Bai. - I do not understand what it means? - Well, goodbye for short. - Well then, um. - What? – Smacks for short

Girls! Want to lose weight? Fall in love, leave your boyfriend, get depressed because she the best remedy for weight loss, if you survive after such

Hang up, defiantly leave, get offended, freak out, send ... do you think these are girls? No! Now we have such guys gone

And who else can, after a girl called you and said that in 5 minutes she will be with you, make a room of cleanliness and order out of a dump of various misunderstood things in her room?

Fak, but still nice: dofiga comments from different girls, but only answered yours. 😉

Have you ever had the feeling when you like a guy, you look at him and he smiles at you ... the same thing happens to me ... when I see ... shops

Why, when a girl becomes pregnant, her friends come up to her and stroke her belly saying: “Congratulations!”? If only one woman came up to the guy, stroked his penis, and said: “Well done!”

There is no saint in this world, but there is a law, a prison and judges that ruined the color of life, breaking young destinies.

Rage in the eyes, courage in the heart, kindness in the soul.

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To make the harvest of victories plentiful, you need to be strong-willed, technical, strong!

Fury in the eyes, courage in the heart, kindness in the soul.

You must believe in yourself, especially in those moments when no one believes in you.

Each workout is a step forward. Every missed workout is two steps back.

There is nothing better than living your life striving to become better.

We street dogs we were born in boxing gyms

In life, as in boxing: the main thing is not with what force you strike, but with what force you can withstand the blow.

"What a life !" "I'm in a bad mood, but there's nothing to complain about."

The fight must last 13 seconds: 2 seconds for closing, 1 second for striking and 10 seconds for the referee's score. - Mike Tyson

If you want to become a boxer, just pray!

No matter how powerful the beast is, Double Strike is always stronger

You touch a boxer's girlfriend ... you become a deposit for a dentist!

If life has knocked you down, remember: you have nine seconds to get up, catch your breath, and move on...

Boxing is when a lot of white people watch two black people beat each other - Muhammad Ali
It's just a profession. Grass grows, birds fly, waves wash the sand, I hit people - Muhammad Ali

boxing is a wonderful sport

do boxing and you will not care how much he presses !!

boxing is a wonderful sport

Who does not smoke and does not drink - breathes evenly, hits hard!)

Do you want to box? Get ready to hit!

If you step on my foot, I will step on your head!

You don't choose, boxing is boxing chooses you)

There are no tough guys in boxing, only those who haven't been punched in the jaw yet.

Boxing is a science that examines a person for strength.

BOXING is a sport in which friends arrange bloodshed.

Boxing is an exchange of opinions through gestures.

Is boxing dangerous? 10% of boxers answered YES! 90% of boxers didn't understand the question..

Remember wrestlers, write down boxers!

Anyone can offend a boxer, but not everyone has time to apologize!

Boxing is a great game, like a small war.

Get in, I know boxing, I'll break any asshole's nose)))

After all, boxing is not a fight - it's a sport, brave ... - V.S. Vysotsky

boxing is power 🙂

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As soon as I let the cat out into the street, immediately under the balcony there is a cat's roar and a fight ... Does he start up like that at home ...

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Even if it is clear in advance that the case is doomed to failure, you need to fight so that the enemies do not get anything for nothing.

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I will hit hard, but carefully!

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There was one rule in our area: if you got into a fight - don't think if you fall or don't fall to the ground, think about what you will do when you get back on your feet.

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In street and tavern fights, there is only one law: maximum violence, at the very first moment.

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In view of the lack of arguments, I propose to immediately proceed to scuffle.

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You did not understand. In fights with my boyfriend, you have to worry about the enemy ...

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During the exchange of courtesies, they did not even notice how the first blow slipped through ...

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Don't blow my mind!!! ... otherwise, I will take out your jaw!

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If the heart does not answer, it is necessary to knock on the liver.

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When the Chinese are fighting area to area, the fight is visible from space.

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And before the wedding, it is necessary to discuss in advance which of the guests will be paired with whom when the fight starts)

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Seven thousand hedgehogs can kill an elephant, but they cannot eat it. So much senseless cruelty in the world...

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For bazaars at a meeting, the answer is guaranteed, one blow to the liver - takes away the gift of speech!

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I will fight with you puppy, and after that I will drink for my victory.

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Scuffle is the truth in the eyes, on the body and in the ear.

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There were 20 of them, there were 5 of us, we would have fucked them off, but they did not catch up with us.

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A wedding without a fight, there will be no happiness.

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Don't hit a woman, otherwise you won't get rid of her later.

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To win, you need to choose the right place to fight.

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Never get into a fight with freaks. They just have nothing to lose.

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- Why did you have a fight in the street?
“I didn’t have the money to rent a room for this…

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Checkmate is an opportunity to harmoniously move from: “Sorry, I didn’t do it on purpose” to the fight itself

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At school, at the graduation, a fizruk and a Trudovik fought ... Trudovik won, because karate is karate ... and a hammer is a hammer)))))))))))

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Any skirmish with a deaf-mute, with an idiot, with a teenager is fraught, because you are responsible for it, not they.

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When life offers you a fight, learn to love her for it. When life offers you love, learn to fight for it.

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Before you get into a fight with a weakling, weigh the power of his patrons...

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Drunken fight ended, started drunken fight, fight.

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An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. And if gynecologists fight?

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Often, drinking for acquaintance smoothly turns into an occasion for a friendly fight.

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Since there was nothing to reproach each other for, they fought in silence.

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Courage is more manifested not in starting a fight, but in being able to avoid it.

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Climb into an unequal fight - at least choose a weapon.

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Soon a new resource will appear - Yandex Fighting. “Today the fights are 6 points, it’s normal, you can go to the center, but with a tire iron”

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Yesterday on Manezhnaya Square there was a fight between the fans of "Spartak" and the fans of "Zenith" ... The fans of the riot police won.

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Bay bastard! The main thing is to fill up, and then we stumble.

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You haven't seen me in a fight yet! I'm so fucked up!

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I watched the wedding of Prince William ... Deathly longing: no toastmaster for you, no fight ...

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For your gentle smile, for your tender eyes, angels fight in heaven, and I suffer on earth ...

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Why fight with me? I'll lie down on the floor and count to ten myself!

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What is a Russian wedding without a fight. Hooray!

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